Are you an avid green smoothie fan!? If you’re like me, you’ve jumped on the green smoothie bandwagon that started in 2013 and continued into 2014! Today’s post is by no means educational or informative, just up here for a few good laughs. Enjoy!
1. You feel like you haven’t started your day without one.
2. Smoothies with just fruit are soooo 2012.
3. That shit’s gotta be green!
4. You have mini panic attacks when you’re running low on kale.
5. Superfoods are the norm.
6. You think less of anyone that isn’t drinking green smoothies.
7. Beware of the Juicers! It’s a secret cult.